The Merchant Of Venice

1 Enter Shylock the Jew and Launcelet his man that was the clown.
2 SHYLOCK.
3 Well, thou shalt see, thy eyes shall be thy judge,
4 The difference of old Shylock and Bassanio.—
5 What, Jessica!—Thou shalt not gormandize
6 As thou hast done with me;—What, Jessica!—
7 And sleep, and snore, and rend apparel out.
8 Why, Jessica, I say!
9 LAUNCELET.
10 Why, Jessica!
11 SHYLOCK.
12 Who bids thee call? I do not bid thee call.
13 LAUNCELET.
14 Your worship was wont to tell me I could do nothing without bidding.
15 Enter Jessica.
16 JESSICA.
17 Call you? What is your will?
18 SHYLOCK.
19 I am bid forth to supper, Jessica.
20 There are my keys. But wherefore should I go?
21 I am not bid for love, they flatter me.
22 But yet I’ll go in hate, to feed upon
23 The prodigal Christian. Jessica, my girl,
24 Look to my house. I am right loath to go;
25 There is some ill a-brewing towards my rest,
26 For I did dream of money-bags tonight.
27 LAUNCELET.
28 I beseech you, sir, go. My young master doth expect your reproach.
29 SHYLOCK.
30 So do I his.
31 LAUNCELET.
32 And they have conspired together. I will not say you shall see a
33 masque, but if you do, then it was not for nothing that my nose fell
34 a-bleeding on Black Monday last at six o’clock i’ th’ morning, falling
35 out that year on Ash-Wednesday was four year in th’ afternoon.
36 SHYLOCK.
37 What, are there masques? Hear you me, Jessica,
38 Lock up my doors, and when you hear the drum
39 And the vile squealing of the wry-neck’d fife,
40 Clamber not you up to the casements then,
41 Nor thrust your head into the public street
42 To gaze on Christian fools with varnish’d faces,
43 But stop my house’s ears, I mean my casements.
44 Let not the sound of shallow fopp’ry enter
45 My sober house. By Jacob’s staff I swear
46 I have no mind of feasting forth tonight.
47 But I will go. Go you before me, sirrah.
48 Say I will come.
49 LAUNCELET.
50 I will go before, sir.
51 Mistress, look out at window for all this.
52 There will come a Christian by
53 Will be worth a Jewess’ eye.
54 [_Exit Launcelet._]
55 SHYLOCK.
56 What says that fool of Hagar’s offspring, ha?
57 JESSICA.
58 His words were “Farewell, mistress,” nothing else.
59 SHYLOCK.
60 The patch is kind enough, but a huge feeder,
61 Snail-slow in profit, and he sleeps by day
62 More than the wild-cat. Drones hive not with me,
63 Therefore I part with him, and part with him
64 To one that I would have him help to waste
65 His borrowed purse. Well, Jessica, go in.
66 Perhaps I will return immediately:
67 Do as I bid you, shut doors after you,
68 “Fast bind, fast find.”
69 A proverb never stale in thrifty mind.
70 [_Exit._]
71 JESSICA.
72 Farewell, and if my fortune be not crost,
73 I have a father, you a daughter, lost.
74 [_Exit._]