The Tragedy Of Romeo And Juliet

1 Enter Romeo.
2 ROMEO.
3 If I may trust the flattering eye of sleep,
4 My dreams presage some joyful news at hand.
5 My bosom’s lord sits lightly in his throne;
6 And all this day an unaccustom’d spirit
7 Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts.
8 I dreamt my lady came and found me dead,—
9 Strange dream, that gives a dead man leave to think!—
10 And breath’d such life with kisses in my lips,
11 That I reviv’d, and was an emperor.
12 Ah me, how sweet is love itself possess’d,
13 When but love’s shadows are so rich in joy.
14 Enter Balthasar.
15 News from Verona! How now, Balthasar?
16 Dost thou not bring me letters from the Friar?
17 How doth my lady? Is my father well?
18 How fares my Juliet? That I ask again;
19 For nothing can be ill if she be well.
20 BALTHASAR.
21 Then she is well, and nothing can be ill.
22 Her body sleeps in Capel’s monument,
23 And her immortal part with angels lives.
24 I saw her laid low in her kindred’s vault,
25 And presently took post to tell it you.
26 O pardon me for bringing these ill news,
27 Since you did leave it for my office, sir.
28 ROMEO.
29 Is it even so? Then I defy you, stars!
30 Thou know’st my lodging. Get me ink and paper,
31 And hire post-horses. I will hence tonight.
32 BALTHASAR.
33 I do beseech you sir, have patience.
34 Your looks are pale and wild, and do import
35 Some misadventure.
36 ROMEO.
37 Tush, thou art deceiv’d.
38 Leave me, and do the thing I bid thee do.
39 Hast thou no letters to me from the Friar?
40 BALTHASAR.
41 No, my good lord.
42 ROMEO.
43 No matter. Get thee gone,
44 And hire those horses. I’ll be with thee straight.
45 [_Exit Balthasar._]
46 Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight.
47 Let’s see for means. O mischief thou art swift
48 To enter in the thoughts of desperate men.
49 I do remember an apothecary,—
50 And hereabouts he dwells,—which late I noted
51 In tatter’d weeds, with overwhelming brows,
52 Culling of simples, meagre were his looks,
53 Sharp misery had worn him to the bones;
54 And in his needy shop a tortoise hung,
55 An alligator stuff’d, and other skins
56 Of ill-shaped fishes; and about his shelves
57 A beggarly account of empty boxes,
58 Green earthen pots, bladders, and musty seeds,
59 Remnants of packthread, and old cakes of roses
60 Were thinly scatter’d, to make up a show.
61 Noting this penury, to myself I said,
62 And if a man did need a poison now,
63 Whose sale is present death in Mantua,
64 Here lives a caitiff wretch would sell it him.
65 O, this same thought did but forerun my need,
66 And this same needy man must sell it me.
67 As I remember, this should be the house.
68 Being holiday, the beggar’s shop is shut.
69 What, ho! Apothecary!
70 Enter Apothecary.
71 APOTHECARY.
72 Who calls so loud?
73 ROMEO.
74 Come hither, man. I see that thou art poor.
75 Hold, there is forty ducats. Let me have
76 A dram of poison, such soon-speeding gear
77 As will disperse itself through all the veins,
78 That the life-weary taker may fall dead,
79 And that the trunk may be discharg’d of breath
80 As violently as hasty powder fir’d
81 Doth hurry from the fatal cannon’s womb.
82 APOTHECARY.
83 Such mortal drugs I have, but Mantua’s law
84 Is death to any he that utters them.
85 ROMEO.
86 Art thou so bare and full of wretchedness,
87 And fear’st to die? Famine is in thy cheeks,
88 Need and oppression starveth in thine eyes,
89 Contempt and beggary hangs upon thy back.
90 The world is not thy friend, nor the world’s law;
91 The world affords no law to make thee rich;
92 Then be not poor, but break it and take this.
93 APOTHECARY.
94 My poverty, but not my will consents.
95 ROMEO.
96 I pay thy poverty, and not thy will.
97 APOTHECARY.
98 Put this in any liquid thing you will
99 And drink it off; and, if you had the strength
100 Of twenty men, it would despatch you straight.
101 ROMEO.
102 There is thy gold, worse poison to men’s souls,
103 Doing more murder in this loathsome world
104 Than these poor compounds that thou mayst not sell.
105 I sell thee poison, thou hast sold me none.
106 Farewell, buy food, and get thyself in flesh.
107 Come, cordial and not poison, go with me
108 To Juliet’s grave, for there must I use thee.
109 [_Exeunt._]