The Two Gentlemen Of Verona

1 Enter certain Outlaws.
2 FIRST OUTLAW.
3 Fellows, stand fast. I see a passenger.
4 SECOND OUTLAW.
5 If there be ten, shrink not, but down with ’em.
6 Enter Valentine and Speed.
7 THIRD OUTLAW.
8 Stand, sir, and throw us that you have about ye.
9 If not, we’ll make you sit, and rifle you.
10 SPEED.
11 Sir, we are undone: these are the villains
12 That all the travellers do fear so much.
13 VALENTINE.
14 My friends—
15 FIRST OUTLAW.
16 That’s not so, sir. We are your enemies.
17 SECOND OUTLAW.
18 Peace! We’ll hear him.
19 THIRD OUTLAW.
20 Ay, by my beard, will we, for he is a proper man.
21 VALENTINE.
22 Then know that I have little wealth to lose.
23 A man I am crossed with adversity;
24 My riches are these poor habiliments,
25 Of which if you should here disfurnish me,
26 You take the sum and substance that I have.
27 SECOND OUTLAW.
28 Whither travel you?
29 VALENTINE.
30 To Verona.
31 FIRST OUTLAW.
32 Whence came you?
33 VALENTINE.
34 From Milan.
35 THIRD OUTLAW.
36 Have you long sojourned there?
37 VALENTINE.
38 Some sixteen months, and longer might have stayed
39 If crooked fortune had not thwarted me.
40 FIRST OUTLAW.
41 What, were you banished thence?
42 VALENTINE.
43 I was.
44 SECOND OUTLAW.
45 For what offence?
46 VALENTINE.
47 For that which now torments me to rehearse;
48 I killed a man, whose death I much repent,
49 But yet I slew him manfully in fight,
50 Without false vantage or base treachery.
51 FIRST OUTLAW.
52 Why, ne’er repent it, if it were done so.
53 But were you banished for so small a fault?
54 VALENTINE.
55 I was, and held me glad of such a doom.
56 SECOND OUTLAW.
57 Have you the tongues?
58 VALENTINE.
59 My youthful travel therein made me happy,
60 Or else I often had been miserable.
61 THIRD OUTLAW.
62 By the bare scalp of Robin Hood’s fat friar,
63 This fellow were a king for our wild faction.
64 FIRST OUTLAW.
65 We’ll have him. Sirs, a word.
66 SPEED.
67 Master, be one of them. It’s an honourable kind of thievery.
68 VALENTINE.
69 Peace, villain.
70 SECOND OUTLAW.
71 Tell us this: have you anything to take to?
72 VALENTINE.
73 Nothing but my fortune.
74 THIRD OUTLAW.
75 Know then that some of us are gentlemen,
76 Such as the fury of ungoverned youth
77 Thrust from the company of awful men.
78 Myself was from Verona banished
79 For practising to steal away a lady,
80 An heir, and near allied unto the Duke.
81 SECOND OUTLAW.
82 And I from Mantua, for a gentleman
83 Who, in my mood, I stabbed unto the heart.
84 FIRST OUTLAW.
85 And I for suchlike petty crimes as these.
86 But to the purpose, for we cite our faults,
87 That they may hold excused our lawless lives;
88 And partly, seeing you are beautified
89 With goodly shape, and by your own report
90 A linguist, and a man of such perfection
91 As we do in our quality much want—
92 SECOND OUTLAW.
93 Indeed because you are a banished man,
94 Therefore, above the rest, we parley to you.
95 Are you content to be our general?
96 To make a virtue of necessity
97 And live as we do in this wilderness?
98 THIRD OUTLAW.
99 What sayst thou? Wilt thou be of our consort?
100 Say “Ay”, and be the captain of us all,
101 We’ll do thee homage and be ruled by thee,
102 Love thee as our commander and our king.
103 FIRST OUTLAW.
104 But if thou scorn our courtesy, thou diest.
105 SECOND OUTLAW.
106 Thou shalt not live to brag what we have offered.
107 VALENTINE.
108 I take your offer and will live with you,
109 Provided that you do no outrages
110 On silly women or poor passengers.
111 THIRD OUTLAW.
112 No, we detest such vile base practices.
113 Come, go with us; we’ll bring thee to our crews
114 And show thee all the treasure we have got,
115 Which, with ourselves, all rest at thy dispose.
116 [_Exeunt._]